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?babydoll? asked:
1.When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”
2.When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3.When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf
4.Ask if you can see his gun
5.When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him you just wanted to see if yours was bigger
6.Touch him
7.When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat
8.Ask him where he bought his cool hat
9.Refer to him by his first name
10.Pretend you are gay and ask him out
11.When he says no, cry
12.If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment
13.If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is but in a nice way
14.If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood
15.When he asks you to spread the, tell him you don’t go that way
16.When he puts handcuffs on say, “Usually my dates buy me dinner first”
17.Trip and fall into him
18.Accuse him of police brutality when he pushs you away
19.Chew on the pen, nervously
20.Clean your ear with the pen
21.If it’s a click pen take it apart and play with the spring
22.Ask if he has a daughter, if he says yes, say I thought the name was familiar….
23.Ask him if he has ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
24.When he’s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly
25.Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmmm… only 5 of you here tonight…
26.Ask if they know how to make the donuts
27.When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
28.Ask if he watch’s “Cops”
29.Giggle if he did
30.Talk to your hand
31.When he frisks you, say “You missed a spot” and grin
32.When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it
33.Try to sell him your car
34.Ask if you can buy his
35.Play with the siren
36.If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle
37.If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues
38.When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing
39.Turn your head and whistle
40.Stare at the lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”
41.Tell him you like men in uniform
hahaha “Simone L” … you made me cry i laughed so hard because of the one when he comes up to the window, scream!!! Haha im having a really down day today but that just lifted my spirits! Thanks!! It wasn’t that funny but i know alot of the local cops in my town and i just imagined doing that lol im still laughing
hahahahaha oh “twilight fan 2 death” very good!! very very good hahahahahaha i definately laughed out loud at that 1
1.When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”
2.When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3.When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf
4.Ask if you can see his gun
5.When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him you just wanted to see if yours was bigger
6.Touch him
7.When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat
8.Ask him where he bought his cool hat
9.Refer to him by his first name
10.Pretend you are gay and ask him out
11.When he says no, cry
12.If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment
13.If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is but in a nice way
14.If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood
15.When he asks you to spread the, tell him you don’t go that way
16.When he puts handcuffs on say, “Usually my dates buy me dinner first”
17.Trip and fall into him
18.Accuse him of police brutality when he pushs you away
19.Chew on the pen, nervously
20.Clean your ear with the pen
21.If it’s a click pen take it apart and play with the spring
22.Ask if he has a daughter, if he says yes, say I thought the name was familiar….
23.Ask him if he has ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
24.When he’s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly
25.Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmmm… only 5 of you here tonight…
26.Ask if they know how to make the donuts
27.When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
28.Ask if he watch’s “Cops”
29.Giggle if he did
30.Talk to your hand
31.When he frisks you, say “You missed a spot” and grin
32.When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it
33.Try to sell him your car
34.Ask if you can buy his
35.Play with the siren
36.If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle
37.If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues
38.When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing
39.Turn your head and whistle
40.Stare at the lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”
41.Tell him you like men in uniform
hahaha “Simone L” … you made me cry i laughed so hard because of the one when he comes up to the window, scream!!! Haha im having a really down day today but that just lifted my spirits! Thanks!! It wasn’t that funny but i know alot of the local cops in my town and i just imagined doing that lol im still laughing
hahahahaha oh “twilight fan 2 death” very good!! very very good hahahahahaha i definately laughed out loud at that 1
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